The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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