R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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