You're my little dorito
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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