wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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