i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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