Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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