Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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