i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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