thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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