This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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