She's JV to your varsity
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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