I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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