So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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