If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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