How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
