After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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