So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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