I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So much rum. So many feels.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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