Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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