As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
