i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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