thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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