so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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