I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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