Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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