Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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