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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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