I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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