pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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