haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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