I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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