I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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