Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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