Who did Billy Mays play for?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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