i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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