A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This is my gift to your gina
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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