We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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