Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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