A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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