just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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