You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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