Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I FOUND THE LEGS
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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