I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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