I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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