she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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