i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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