Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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