Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My penis needs a shock collar
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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