PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Let's paint friendship bongs
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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