yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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