just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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