naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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