its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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