Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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